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Eli
is on page 410 of 752
Locke is having the worst day ever. wdym he was tortured by a bondsmage, then made himself so ill his waist is nowhere to be found, then he was shoved face-first into a barrel of piss and thrown into the sea 😭
— Jan 06, 2026 04:35PM
Eli
is on page 38 of 752
38 pages in and I already know this is an instant fave. you were so real for recommending these books, Elliot 🫵
— Mar 18, 2023 09:50PM
