Caroline Konkin’s Reviews > Ariadne > Status Update

I keep hearing the words that come out of ALL the men in this book and wanting to deadpan to a camera like Jim in The Office.

Otherwise a LOVELY book!

All men seem to do is disappoint :(

What radicalized you?

The unnecessary endless suffering of women that has existed from the dawn of time!

LIKE OMG GIRL!!! You slept with him then HE LEAVES YOU ON A DESERTED ISLAND!!!! THEN LIES TO YOUR FAMILY THAT YOU’RE DEAD!!! THEN MARRIES YOUR SISTER!!!

Still liking him after he tells your sister (who you love deeply) that she is great DESPITE HER BEING A WOMAN??!?!?!

Pick your head up diva your crown is slipping.

P.S that sister is annoying AF however!!! I still would fight Theseus.

Ariadne!!! DIVA!!! I PROMISE THESEUS ISNT ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS!!!

It’s so hard to watch a a girl literally fold at the knees for a boy RIGHT after he goes on a loooooong rant about how much he HATES her aunt🤨🫥

The way women have paid for the crimes of men is DISGUSTING!!!!!