Joyce’s Reviews > The Extraordinary Life of Sam Hell > Status Update
Joyce
is on page 22 of 448
“Prayers are like coins deposited in a piggy bank, Samuel,” my mother assured me. “Save them until you need them for something important.”
— Jan 07, 2026 05:28AM
Like flag
Joyce’s Previous Updates
Joyce
is on page 38 of 448
Even though I’d used all my prayers, the Blessed Mother had not changed the color of my eyes. It was the first—but not the last—time I would empty my bank for that request and be disappointed.
— Jan 07, 2026 05:38AM
Joyce
is on page 37 of 448
“We don’t always know God’s will, Sam.”
“Is it his will for her to hate me?”
— Jan 07, 2026 05:37AM
“Is it his will for her to hate me?”
Joyce
is on page 36 of 448
Our skin, our hair, and our eyes are simply the shell that surrounds our soul, and our soul is who we are. What counts is on the inside.
— Jan 07, 2026 05:37AM
Joyce
is on page 35 of 448
“Sam is different. There’s nothing that can be done about that.”
“Then why draw more attention to him? Why make him stand out any more than he already does? Why not let him just . . .”
“Blend in?”
“Yes, to whatever extent he can.”
“Because he can’t blend in, and the sooner Samuel learns that is the case, the sooner he can learn to deal with it.”
— Jan 07, 2026 05:36AM
“Then why draw more attention to him? Why make him stand out any more than he already does? Why not let him just . . .”
“Blend in?”
“Yes, to whatever extent he can.”
“Because he can’t blend in, and the sooner Samuel learns that is the case, the sooner he can learn to deal with it.”
Joyce
is on page 31 of 448
No use rocking the boat—you only take on more water.”
~~~~~
We were expected to discuss our days, though not anything “unsettling.” “It will disrupt your digestion,” my mother would say.
— Jan 07, 2026 05:35AM
~~~~~
We were expected to discuss our days, though not anything “unsettling.” “It will disrupt your digestion,” my mother would say.
Joyce
is on page 30 of 448
“A woman like that shames the habit she is wearing.”
— Jan 07, 2026 05:34AM
Joyce
is on page 29 of 448
perhaps you should consider that Samuel’s presence might very well be a perfect opportunity to put into practice some of the principles to which this school, and this parish, give lip service—to love one another and to display compassion to those who are different.
— Jan 07, 2026 05:34AM
Joyce
is on page 28 of 448
This school is not subject to the admissions requirements that govern public institutions.
In other words, you have the right to discriminate in the name of God.
Sister Beatrice’s face flushed. “It is not discrimination. It is . . . careful analysis.”
— Jan 07, 2026 05:33AM
In other words, you have the right to discriminate in the name of God.
Sister Beatrice’s face flushed. “It is not discrimination. It is . . . careful analysis.”
Joyce
is on page 27 of 448
“Samuel will not wait in the lobby. As this is a matter that involves him directly, he will need to be present. I believe it will be an insightful lesson for him on Catholic compassion and empathy.”
— Jan 07, 2026 05:33AM
Joyce
is on page 26 of 448
“I asked that you tell me everything you can about Samuel, Sister.”
“I’ve never met the boy.”
“Precisely. So I fail to see how you are in a position to be making a decision that is in Samuel’s best interests.”
— Jan 07, 2026 05:32AM
“I’ve never met the boy.”
“Precisely. So I fail to see how you are in a position to be making a decision that is in Samuel’s best interests.”

