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Oh my God, hotness alert
(they didn’t do it, but he just got a little mad)
— Jan 07, 2026 08:40AM
(they didn’t do it, but he just got a little mad)
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THE REALEST
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״Because I’d have to gouge the eyeballs out of anyone who dared to watch me fucking you on that table.״
Guys, I need him bad
— Jan 07, 2026 10:12AM
Guys, I need him bad
THE REALEST
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״She moves like an angel. She kills like a demon. I can’t decide if she’s of God or the devil, but either way, I’m ready to worship at her bloody altar.״
Oh my Goddddddddddfffddfffpuffuuggu
— Jan 07, 2026 10:04AM
Oh my Goddddddddddfffddfffpuffuuggu
THE REALEST
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No guys, oh my God, the audiobook is funny as fuck and him… he’s hot
— Jan 07, 2026 08:09AM
