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Literally the chapter title and the first line: "WEIRDEST CRIME EVER -- I was on the scene when the elephant vanished, because I’d been hired to catch a urine thief."
Me: I'M SAVED!!!!!!!!
— Jan 07, 2026 11:25AM
Literally the chapter title and the first line: "WEIRDEST CRIME EVER -- I was on the scene when the elephant vanished, because I’d been hired to catch a urine thief."
Me: I'M SAVED!!!!!!!!
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