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Parker J is 57% done

“i think your dad wants us to know it’s okay to do drugs and not tell anyone about it” agatha you are ten years old that was NOT the moral of the bedtime story

— Jan 07, 2026 07:19PM

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Parker J is 18% done

buying a hard copy so i can annotate immediately

— Jan 07, 2026 06:08AM

Parker J is 15% done

“Claude wore his bikini because Penn found he could not say to his son ‘the suit you love is ok at home but not in public’ because Rosie would not say ‘we're proud of you in private but ashamed of you at the pool’”

i- too stunned to speak

— Jan 06, 2026 06:59PM

Parker J is starting

the concept of putting a spoon under your bed to conceive a specific gender, thinking twice and putting it in the dresser, changing your mind again and hiding it under the mattress, and then having a child that will grow up to be trans is fucking hilarious

— Jan 06, 2026 05:05PM