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i’m trying to read this as slow as possible but it’s physically impossible

“Not long after, Moffy pokes me in the chest with his plastic club, and I fall off my knees to my back.
“He got me,” I pant. “He got me.”
Moffy jumps on my stomach, and I actually wince for real. He shouts, “Jedi Knights always win!”

i’m overly emotional for no reason