marta ⋆⭒˚.⋆𝜗𝜚 (conor harkness & johnny kavanagh’s version)’s Reviews > Boyfriend Material > Status Update

“Since I will be paying, that need not concern you.”
“I’d be more comfortable if we went halfsies.”
“I wouldn’t, given I chose the restaurant, and I believe Bridget said you work with dung beetles.”
“I work f or dung beetles.” Okay, that didn’t sound much better. “I mean, I work for their preservation.”