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Carrie Behm
is 44% done
I don’t know exactly what I’m feeling like right now.
Jealousy at how much she’s clearly thrived in her life.
Or bone deep attraction to it.
Rather than dig deep on that, I do the only thing I can do.
I walk into that antique store.
Because I’m buying that Polar bear.
🥹🤭
— Jan 08, 2026 05:01PM
Jealousy at how much she’s clearly thrived in her life.
Or bone deep attraction to it.
Rather than dig deep on that, I do the only thing I can do.
I walk into that antique store.
Because I’m buying that Polar bear.
🥹🤭
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Carrie Behm
is 98% done
Freaking Daphne Merryweather-Brown.
The most amazing woman in the world.
She’s my future. My dreams. And my forever love.
🥹🥹🥹🥹
— Jan 09, 2026 12:11PM
The most amazing woman in the world.
She’s my future. My dreams. And my forever love.
🥹🥹🥹🥹
Carrie Behm
is 77% done
“In this moment. Everything feels perfect.
Exactly as it’s supposed to be.
I’m not who I’m supposed to be. I’m WITH who I’m supposed to be with. We’re exactly where the universe wants us, and this is right and good and everything.”
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— Jan 09, 2026 07:20AM
Exactly as it’s supposed to be.
I’m not who I’m supposed to be. I’m WITH who I’m supposed to be with. We’re exactly where the universe wants us, and this is right and good and everything.”
Pg 279
Carrie Behm
is 23% done
You're not the stripper"
"It was not on my calendar for today."
'Oh my God, I slapped your ass."
"It had fallen asleep in the car. Thank you for confirming the feeling has come back."
HAHAHA PIPPA. I LOVE IT
— Jan 08, 2026 01:21PM
"It was not on my calendar for today."
'Oh my God, I slapped your ass."
"It had fallen asleep in the car. Thank you for confirming the feeling has come back."
HAHAHA PIPPA. I LOVE IT
