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Luke Patrick is on page 313 of 1392

Dolores, “Luke you can’t just show up in someone’s apartment and start reading War and Peace out loud!” I guarantee you all this was not an apartment rule that existed previously and was just made up on the spot.

Only 1,000 more pages to go slay-baddies

— Jan 08, 2026 08:51PM

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Luke Patrick is on page 681 of 1392

Last week it was feeling like a slog but I think we are back. A lot of peace in book 2 and thank god the war is back!

— Jan 20, 2026 06:38PM

Luke Patrick is on page 522 of 1392

I’m in the middle slump I won’t lie to you

— Jan 14, 2026 07:02PM

Luke Patrick is on page 434 of 1392

— Jan 11, 2026 08:17PM

Luke Patrick is on page 215 of 1392

They said that the first 200 pages of this might be a slog. I haven’t found that but I’m excited. Attrition is low. We will push on through the weekend.

Also wtf why did Napoleon put all of his brothers in charge of everything. If you are the best brother you can’t just be having all the worse brothers running everything. Make it make sense!

Also the character names are hard sometimes I’m not afraid to ad

— Jan 07, 2026 07:48AM