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Krampus missed his calling to be a professional Fillibuster-er.
— Jan 08, 2026 11:27PM
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I am not mature enough to read or listen to this book. Krampus said he was “in control of the sack now” and I giggled like a fucking toddler hearing a fart noise.
— Dec 16, 2025 10:17PM
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Takeaways so far:
Jesse is annoying as fuck. Probably would be played by someone like Robert Pattinson the way he looked in that one movie about the devil.
Krampus sounds greasy and hot. When he said, “Ho ho ho” in his accent, I laughed really hard.
Santa ALSO sounds hot AND jacked.
If they made out over Jesse’s corpse, it would be the best Christmas present of 2025.
— Dec 15, 2025 10:33PM
Jesse is annoying as fuck. Probably would be played by someone like Robert Pattinson the way he looked in that one movie about the devil.
Krampus sounds greasy and hot. When he said, “Ho ho ho” in his accent, I laughed really hard.
Santa ALSO sounds hot AND jacked.
If they made out over Jesse’s corpse, it would be the best Christmas present of 2025.
