Johanna’s Reviews > I Will Teach You to Be Rich: No Guilt, No Excuses, No B.S. > Status Update
Johanna
is 73% done
I love efficiency and also being lazy but I like picking my own stocks 😭 there are two wolves in me: one is lazy and the other is a control freak
— Jan 09, 2026 12:09AM
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Johanna
is 93% done
I don’t know what havoc my parents wreaked on my psyche but putting it in terms of “he didn’t deserve a better salary bc he didn’t negotiate” is like lightning to my brain.
Also thank god I have a mean little sister who loves negotiating if I need help 😭😭
— Jan 09, 2026 02:23AM
Also thank god I have a mean little sister who loves negotiating if I need help 😭😭
Johanna
is 65% done
I’d really love to hit the crossover point but I can’t do lean FIRE. I’ve done lean barely living and I can’t plan to retire like that :p
— Jan 08, 2026 11:29PM
Johanna
is 58% done
Ramit I promise I will continue to just be lazy and not learn more and only buy s&p 500 🫡 Ramit I promise I will not even start learning about individual stocks bc it sounds annoying-I mean bc it’s less efficient and a waste of money for the average person 🫡
— Jan 08, 2026 10:47PM
Johanna
is 17% done
I’ve put all my dental surgeries (and less invasive procedures) on a credit card (up to near the limit) and then pay it off at the end of the month (which really dings my credit but I get those sweet sweet miles and I’m looking at a lot of free flights/hotels. Acid reflux coming in for the win?? 🥴✊
— Jan 06, 2026 11:20PM
Johanna
is 15% done
Sometimes I need to hear someone doing something I would do be called a dumbass
— Jan 06, 2026 11:07PM
Johanna
is 8% done
Eh my student loan interest rates are under 4 so I’m not rushing to pay those off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— Jan 06, 2026 10:19PM

