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“I shall commence, I think, with a slight exaggeration and go on from there into an outright lie. Constance, my dear?”

“Yes, Uncle Julian”

“I am going to say that my wife was beautiful.”

WHAT. THAT IS WILD

“I was chilled” has been said 564 times so far