Britt ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚’s Reviews > Savage Blooms > Status Update

It takes over 400 pages for there to be a sapphic scene, and then you cut it off? After we got a full two-orgasm mlm sex scene in the previous chapter?? Side-eyeing you.

Kneeling is an “advanced technique,” but edging someone isn’t?? Lmfao

"Despite their closeness, there were many things about Finley she had yet to uncover." Yeah, because she's known him for what? A couple of weeks?

Eileen doesn't want to kiss because it will make her feel like "a normal human girl capable of normal human emotions"?? Babygirl, you're a sub, that doesn't make you the Joker!!!

I know that book BDSM is always bad and just for the the vibes or whatever, but can we get these goofballs to a negotiation class ASAP? And can we tell Finley that we use floggers on backs, not riding crops?

I will gladly pay Adam never to utter the phrase "jilling off" ever again.

I think that I'm officially old, because now when I read that one of the main characters of a romance novel is 22 I think, "oh no, that's a baby..."