Samantha’s Reviews > Raptor Red > Status Update

I swear this gets more interesting with every page! I about cracked up laughing when I read this paragraph
“ raptor red knows nothing about evolutionary theory. But she does know that her sister snores. She glares at her sister’s sleeping but noisiferous form. Just as her sister inhales in preparation for another snorting-wheezing-honk, raptor red reaches out with her left foot and pushes hard”