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Arya flirting for like 4 hours and then being like hahah yeah so anyway we can’t bang is so geeked

I have not noticed how ASOIAF inspired this was until just now

Yoooo elves whack

Not the horny songs 💀💀

I thot Katrina was goated but she’s actually just really annoying

I fw Arya heavy

So many dwarf names Jesus Christ

I like when sapphira get jealous it funny teehee

I forgot we get Roren chapters in this one that’s so goated