Andrea’s Reviews > Born of Blood and Ash > Status Update

Also earlier ash makes a crude joke about wanting sera’s mouth on him but then later when sera makes a sexual innuendo he has no idea what she’s talking about…. Give me a fucking break. This is why I’ve been putting this book off for over a month EVERYONES AN IDIOT

omfg of course this stupid bitch just goes off to save the lakes in her sheer nightgown I fucking knew it. You’re not fucking quirky or cool or sexy bc you just so badly wanna help the land that you couldn’t take two seconds to wear a normal fucking outfit. Fucking idiot go get entombed already I’m tired of your shit

So many armies
Yea try to restore the lakes and rivers plz

actually yes please exchange sera for someone else
Nah tavius should’ve been double triple slayed idgaf these horsemen are dumb
Too much sex