Micah’s Reviews > The Long Game > Status Update

"We were going to have dogs and kids." DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

Cream cheese AND Nutella on a sesame bagel? Gross.

WHY HAS NO ONE DESCRIBED LUCA HAAS?!

I wonder how many closeted gay men think the same thing, or closeted lesbian women. "I'm not like the stereotype, so I can't be that way."

I would also shoot a puck at the boards to scare someone.

Max Riley is my new favorite character.