Status Update

Neat Sparkles is 58% done

PAUL are you a murderer priest?!

— Jan 09, 2026 05:53PM

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Neat Sparkles is 89% done

If Freddie kills her I SWEAR TO GAWD I will throw my phone through a wall.

— Jan 09, 2026 07:45PM

Neat Sparkles is 70% done

Time to speed things along

— Jan 09, 2026 06:29PM

Neat Sparkles is 52% done

If there is no ghost in this house I’m going to be pissed.

— Jan 09, 2026 04:47PM

Neat Sparkles is 43% done

Ok I know we’re dealing with unreliable narrators but I REALLY hate Freddie

— Jan 09, 2026 04:20PM

Neat Sparkles is 41% done

— Jan 09, 2026 04:01PM

Neat Sparkles is 17% done

Please get a divorce for the sake of all of us

— Jan 08, 2026 06:40PM

Neat Sparkles is 15% done

— Jan 08, 2026 06:33PM

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