Johanna’s Reviews > A Marriage at Sea: A True Story of Love, Obsession, and Shipwreck > Status Update
Johanna
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Everyone is on their own unique and beautiful journey but if someone asked me if I wanted to sail around the world for a year I’d say no bc all I would think about is the inevitable capsize and cannibalism
— Jan 11, 2026 04:47AM
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Johanna
is 78% done
I know that the fact that complaining being a punishable offense growing up is coloring my view but I’m done with the whining. Like if u truly hate the attention get a 9-5 until u have boat money or keep going the press and stop complaining like a toddler
— Jan 11, 2026 10:29PM
Johanna
is 60% done
Honestly with the insane fact of actually being rescued and knowing ur not like gonna succumb to the likelihood of dying within the weeks, I’d probably feel pretty fucking great even if I was still starving and add an abscess in my ass
— Jan 11, 2026 09:13PM
Johanna
is 54% done
I don’t like that they killed sharks just for fun :( granted I’m drinking turtle blood day one for the hydration but I wouldn’t kill an animal for fun :(
— Jan 11, 2026 08:56PM
Johanna
is 46% done
I’ve been reading a lot of nonfiction about people starving and I don’t think I could ever be anywhere near normal about food ever again
— Jan 11, 2026 07:35PM
Johanna
is 43% done
Just like the Donner Party-u have to have the will to survive
— Jan 11, 2026 07:25PM
Johanna
is 34% done
My dumbass would be like “let’s keep the shell bc we can get good money for it” and like dude not the time 🥴
— Jan 11, 2026 06:57PM
Johanna
is 33% done
Ur low on hydration and ur dumping out a bowl of blood?!??!??!
— Jan 11, 2026 06:54PM

