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What a men for a kitten: Acts of Warranted Brutality

I have to make this page for future reference. The dog names are HILARIOUS

Osric *stabs guy to death with fork*
Aurienne “He fell on the fork? Twenty times?”
Osric *continues telling the lie about how the guy fell on the fork*
Aurienne deduces the truth, gives up, and walks away to discuss a more important situation.

Absolute Cinema.

WAIT. OMG OMG. First hint of flirtatious tension HEHEHEHEHE TEEHEEE

Osric, I too would randomly ask an old man, who randomly stripped off his shirt, why has no nipples. I see nothing wrong with the timing of your question 🤣

“How do I look?”
“Not Objectionable”
… “Not objectionable?”
“She had vexed the Abcess, who remarked, ulceratively, that she looked like a lost water diviner with her stupid stick”

Yeah, def fav chapter BUWAHAHA