Julia’s Reviews > Consider Me > Status Update

I feel the need to update this, but he does call his dong the sword of thunder. I can’t tell if this is a smut book with too much non-smut, or a spicy fiction book? Also, where is the conflict? How do I have six hours left on my audiobook? (*do not recommend as audiobook because you will listen to spice scenes where the male narrator is doing the female voice from his POV & there’s nothing more cringey)