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Elizabeth is 49% done

i think I’ve worked out what’s happening here, which is uniquely disappointing for someone who literally becomes as dumb as a box of rocks when it comes to mysteries

— Jan 11, 2026 03:01PM

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Elizabeth’s Previous Updates

Elizabeth is 84% done

and WHY has the horny forensic psychologist randomly brought up Richard Chase when we’re talking about severed hand rituals AM I GOINNG MAD

— Jan 13, 2026 02:17PM

Elizabeth is 82% done

what do you MEAN the Priest Here To Provide Exposition doesn’t know who John Dee is??? bro’s JUST been lecturing about the occult and doesn’t know that??? im crine

— Jan 13, 2026 02:13PM

Elizabeth is 78% done

— Jan 12, 2026 03:13PM

Elizabeth is 67% done

— Jan 12, 2026 02:31PM

Elizabeth is 42% done

— Jan 11, 2026 02:46PM

Elizabeth is 23% done

— Jan 11, 2026 09:30AM

Elizabeth is 11% done

— Jan 09, 2026 10:18AM