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“Our waitress returns to take our orders, and after she leaves, Connor tells the table, “In other news, I was offered a condom sponsorship this morning.”
Ryke almost spits out his water. “You have seven fucking kids.”
“Royal sperm,” Lo quips.”
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— Jan 11, 2026 10:21PM
Ryke almost spits out his water. “You have seven fucking kids.”
“Royal sperm,” Lo quips.”
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Ivanna
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“Possibility that tourists will take pictures next to my puke spot?” I try to lighten the mood that I’ve sunk. “High,” Jack says, adjusting his camera settings. “It happened to someone in a boy band.”
Harry styles mentioned???
— Jan 13, 2026 05:55PM
Harry styles mentioned???
Ivanna
is 82% done
“I love Lily Calloway, and she’s one of the closest things that I’ve had to a mom. So no, I won’t let this fucking old bat try to drag Lily or Lily’s son down.”
Grandma Calloway is going straight to hell, fuck her.
— Jan 13, 2026 05:04PM
Grandma Calloway is going straight to hell, fuck her.
Ivanna
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Becket on drugs?? Charlie trying to help?? I can’t do this rn
— Jan 10, 2026 01:43AM
