Status Update

UberApril is 42% done

The 9th tale she ate her lovers heart then suicide. Very Gothic

— Jan 12, 2026 12:02PM

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UberApril’s Previous Updates

UberApril is 94% done

noooo. not mason!

— 22 hours, 35 min ago

UberApril is 88% done

what! Ari???

— 22 hours, 54 min ago

UberApril is 78% done

Calvin is dying?!? Cancer??

— 23 hours, 37 min ago

UberApril is 71% done

Tears. Tessa your mama loved you. No later term d&e

— Jan 12, 2026 03:50PM

UberApril is 68% done

Gross c and c cheaters!!!!

— Jan 12, 2026 03:35PM

UberApril is 67% done

Boccaccio a knight to bring lovers together in loss, death, grief

— Jan 12, 2026 03:17PM

UberApril is 65% done

Oh!! Reading it was like internet porn!!!

— Jan 12, 2026 03:03PM

UberApril is 61% done

Why is a killer warning Patrick of another killer

— Jan 12, 2026 02:44PM

UberApril is 49% done

Lmao they're trauma bonded

— Jan 12, 2026 12:53PM

UberApril is 38% done

Three John about severed head!!!

— Jan 12, 2026 11:36AM

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