Johanna’s Reviews > Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster > Status Update
Johanna
is 32% done
These nutjobs make me seem like the world’s biggest quitter. Like if a country said “no ur not allowed to come here and try to die on our mountain” I’d say ok and not try to enter at all???
— Jan 13, 2026 01:16AM
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Johanna
is 80% done
I don’t think I could marry someone whose into extreme sports like this. Unless I had a huge life insurance policy I guess :/
— Jan 13, 2026 07:08AM
Johanna
is 54% done
I cannot tell u how much I will never be climbing Mt Everest. All of this sounds so horrible 😭😭😭
— Jan 13, 2026 03:02AM
Johanna
is 44% done
I just realized that’s a touch colder than where I live except I have enough oxygen lol the difference that makes!
— Jan 13, 2026 02:04AM
Johanna
is 36% done
Lowkey how are some people so dumb?? Like this was so obviously going to blow up in his face when the whole thing was a lie???
— Jan 13, 2026 01:30AM
Johanna
is 19% done
This sounds so awful. Every single thing I learn about Everest makes me even more resolved to not ever climb it
— Jan 12, 2026 03:49AM
Johanna
is 7% done
If I ever have a son I’m not raising him on stories of daring dos and adventurers!
— Jan 12, 2026 02:05AM
Johanna
is starting
I was already not going to ever try to climb Mt Everest but my god. Ur whole hand amputated?!??????!!??
— Jan 12, 2026 01:31AM
