adamarrada’s Reviews > Jane Eyre > Status Update

jane would rather sleep in a ditch and beg for old bread than stay with a liar. i respect and worry for her safety.

okay at LEAST he didn’t kill her.

these two FREAKS!!!!

make crush jealous and try to bury feelings by courting another woman —> dress up like fortune teller to see if crush likes me back —> ask crush to help me tend to a dying man’s wounds —> try to confess love to crush in greenhouse —> ask crush to be with you on your wedding night

“Goodnight my —“ OHHHHHHH so real jane when your boss describes your gorgeous crying face after it’s clear his annoying guests upset you

no it’s okay i just didn’t think there’d be ARSON

okay mr. rochester is most definitely on the spectrum in some way. also sorry their tension is TEAAAAA

okay soooo i’m literally jane eyre

YOU TELL EM JANE!!!!

fuck jane’s stupid chungus life