˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ ralu ౨ৎ˚⟡’s Reviews > Painted Scars > Status Update

“I knew you’d freak out,” she sighs into my neck. “God, I hope it will be a boy.”
“Why?” I ask. “I would love to have a girl.”
“She’ll never have a boyfriend with your crazy self around, Roman.”
“Of course, she will. When she is fifty.”

HEHEHEHEH

“Marry me,” he says, “and I’ll stop the war.”

i know i shouldn’t romanticise this but omfg

i take it back actually

“Someone please just lock me up in a mental institution, because that’s apparently where I belong.”

alright she’s real

“I like the potato sack idea. In fact, if I could wrap her up from head to toe, it would make me very happy.”

alright it’s getting bearable

“Oh, for crying out loud. I have this urge to start banging my forehead on the tabletop. Instead, I smile sweetly.”

at least she’s relatable

sigh it’s okay but she’s so unrealistically short

“I knew she was short, but from my sitting position last night, I wasn’t able to pinpoint her exact height. She’s even shorter than I thought, barely five feet. The hem of my T-shirt reaches down to her knees, and she looks comical in it. Barefoot, the top of her head wouldn’t even come to my breastbone.”

you’re joking

“It means that if anyone, Mom included, suspects I’m not crazy in love with that son of a bitch, we’re dead.”

YESSS I LIVE FOR THIS TYTYTY

Yes, yes and yes. Mafia kick ISNT gone apparently