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Sophie Maples is 30% done

What happened to my boy’s teeth? Feeling very maternal towards Serapio

— 16 hours, 51 min ago

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Sophie Maples is 36% done

NARANPA IF YOU DONT USE THE POWER OF THE SUN TO FUCK THESE PEOPLE UP

— 16 hours, 1 min ago

Sophie Maples is on page 113 of 461

Ok so this is tea

— Jan 12, 2026 06:23PM

Sophie Maples is 22% done

Girl…Absh’s weird

— Jan 12, 2026 06:04PM

Sophie Maples is 16% done

Maybe I’m just dumb, but this feels like if you started reading the Throne of Glass series at Tower of Dawn.

— Jan 11, 2026 05:48PM

Sophie Maples is on page 14 of 461

Imagine your own mother SEWS YOUR EYES SHUT and then just dips

— Jan 10, 2026 05:53PM

Sophie Maples is on page 9 of 461

HEY IMMEDIATELY WTF IS HAPPENING

— Jan 10, 2026 05:38PM

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