Readergirl (aka Izzy){the secret history's ver}’s Reviews > I Hope This Doesn't Find You > Status Update

"Sometimes when I’m walking past a mirror, I have to stop for a few seconds because I can’t believe how stunning I am. Like, damn.”-Rosie

Okay Narcissus

"If I so much as look at him, then I deserve to be pelted with ice.
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I deserve to be pelted with ice."

Good god I'm sobbing bahahhaa 💀💀😭✋✋

"And I’ve decided I would like to stop existing."

Me after any minor inconvience

“Oh my god, oh my god. Oh. My god. Oh my god—”
“At this rate you’re literally going to call God down to earth,”
Girl stop 💀😭✋

“He kept looking over at you,” he says with a little grin. “At least thirty times. I counted.”
“I didn’t know you could count that high,”

Help this girl is a menace BAHHAHA 💀

" It’s a physical kind of hatred, the kind that feels like someone’s shoved their fist into my chest. The kind that makes my gums itch."

Gurl go see a periodontist, that doesn't sound normal 💀

“Are you here to select bread or a future wife? What’s taking so long?”-Sadie

Oh Sadie, the impatient woman you are 💀

“Glitter is, without a doubt, the worst thing humanity has ever invented."

Okay man why the uncalled-for vehement rage against glitter? Why are you acting like the glitter personally threaten to kick your (fictional) dog? 😭😭😭

"Someone else asks one of the theater kids what her biggest fear is, and she responds with “The realization that life is little more than the slow leak of time until we meet our inevitable demise,”"

Now THERE'S my theater crew 🫶