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Elizabeth once again you are an absolute diva and Sarah my girl I need you to get it together immediately

Damn Simon lost his business, his fiancé and his prized weapon all to Will. That’s crazy man me personally I wouldn’t let that slide but yknow that’s just me.

Elizabeth you’re a baddie let no one tell you otherwise.

You can REALLY tell that this author romanticized sex slavery oh my god what the fuck am I reading like wdym James is drawn to the collar that submits his will to whoever puts it on him. What are we doing

JAMES OH MY GOD IM GOING TO CRY
ALSO TWIN YOU ARE MILES BEHIND PLEASE KEEP UP

THE COLLAR!?!?!? OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

Right okay so unicorns are evil okay cool

Yeah okay so you need to explain way more in depth how Devon’s a unicorn

Oh okay so everyone just got massacred awesome

KATHERINE OH MY GOD MY BADDIE