Status Update

Sara is 78% done

I hate when people bring up animals when having sex. “I purred like a cat,” “I stretched like a cat.” And here “I knitted like a cat.” Just why.

— 22 hours, 39 min ago

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Sara’s Previous Updates

Sara is 72% done

Spluttered?

— Jan 05, 2026 09:56PM

Sara is 68% done

It literally took me 68% of this book to realize she’s blonde?! I’ve been picturing her as brunette! Fucking hell.

— Dec 26, 2025 11:17AM

Sara is 68% done

— Dec 19, 2025 09:35PM

Sara is 58% done

— Oct 27, 2025 08:16PM

Sara is 53% done

We get it. There’s a lake!

— Sep 12, 2025 08:45PM

Sara is 47% done

Way to throw your brother under the bus Lottie.

— Aug 10, 2025 04:33AM

Sara is 38% done

Juddered?

— Jul 02, 2025 10:33AM

Sara is 38% done

— Jun 26, 2025 11:30AM

Sara is 33% done

So your best friend just had a breakdown but you’re wondering what your crush was going to say?

— Jun 04, 2025 03:24PM

Sara is 33% done

— May 29, 2025 05:12PM

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