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Walter is 10% done

This book is about a necromancer. Naturally. He is thin, frequently chased by villagers with torches, and sensibly armed with an unbreakable shuffle rather than a longsword, which usually indicates personal issues. Add a bureaucrat, an army of golems, and zombies including ninja rats, and you get a gloriously absurd and very funny read.

— Jan 15, 2026 11:57AM

Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Army of Golems: An Unconventional Heroes Publisher's Pack

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Walter is 50% done

Halfway through Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat and an Army of Golems and I’m having a blast. It reads like Pratchett meeting John Cleese, with a slice of Red Dwarf and a pinch of Monty Python. Necromancers, bureaucracy, explosions, and terrible ideas. Naturally, this makes it a very serious book indeed.

— Jan 21, 2026 07:32AM