Emily Dia’s Reviews > The Da Vinci Code > Status Update

THEY ARE FAMIYLY🗣️🗣️🗣️

Oh dear remy has kidnapped what’s his face and FACHE IS ACTUALLY GOOD?

Oh dear both aringosa and fache are going to lose everything I have ZERO idea how they’re gonna get out of it. Also REMY?? I knew he was sus (kinda).

I would never have guessed a sex rite

There’s a woman in the fresco (the last supper) and it’s mary Magdalene who was married to Jesus. What the fuck

I know this is fiction but I feel like they’re telling me the truth and it’s awfully confusing

Amon + isis (Lsis) = Mona Lisa. What the hell. Androgynous Mona Lisa was NOT on my bingo card

Yo this phi shit is CRAZY. I actually believe everything he’s saying but I gotta double check ofc one sec.

Damn. FAKE!!!