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One of my friends sent me this:
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Jan 15, 2026 05:13PM

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message 1: by Sydney (new)

Sydney Family: So, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes, I have many.
Family: Many boyfriends?
Me: Yes
Family: And they don't know you're cheating on them?
Me: Well, the thing is, they don't really know
they're dating me.
Family: ...
Me: And some of them have other girlfriends.
Family:
Me: And most of them are dead...
Family: ..
Me: And a bunch of people keep telling me they're fictional characters but they're just jealous.
Family: ...
Me: ...
Family: *slowly backs away"


Evelyn (Ev’s Novel Delights) BAHAHAAHA SO REAL
my family just can’t understand 😢😢
they’re really missing out


message 3: by Sydney (new)

Sydney @evelyn fr


message 4: by Maiah (new)

Maiah Oriyah📚☕️🌻🎶 This is to real✋😭


message 5: by Izzy (new)

Izzy Y That's actually so funny!


message 6: by Jocelyn (new)

Jocelyn Mince My family has just accepted all my best friends/boyfriends. We are “best friends, they just doing know it yet!”


Sophie [semi-hiatus]  Foster REAL 😭


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