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‘The minute you land in New Orleans, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get that aspect of New Orleans off you is to eat it off’.
Some guy walked past me while I was reading this and said ‘hey! That’s my favourite book!’ and threw me a lychee
— Jan 15, 2026 07:10PM
Some guy walked past me while I was reading this and said ‘hey! That’s my favourite book!’ and threw me a lychee
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