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"He kisses me."

i might die

“Absolutely nothing has consumed me as mercilessly as you have.”

screaming

“Maya, I am proud of you. But not of your degrees, or your awards, or your titles. I’m in awe of who you are—the key word is, who you are, not what you do. It doesn’t matter if you win a Nobel Prize for physics or become a javelin thrower, you’re still going to be the same person.”

im in love with eli

“Yeah. I just wanted to listen to you exist.”

im dead

“Honestly,” I say quietly, “I thought you’d be happy.”
“About you behaving unsafely?”
“About me directing my focus to someone who’s age-appropriate.”

UUUH GAGGED

“Get out of my sight. Right now. And do not talk to Maya unless you’re answering a question she personally asked you.”

RAWWWR

“That’s because I constantly brag about you,” Eli says from a few seats down. “And no, I will not stop bringing up your accomplishments, so don’t ask.”

eli i fucking love you