Status Update

Melissa is 46% done

Ebenezer Scrooge hahahahahaha that was so funny

— Jan 16, 2026 01:06PM

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Melissa’s Previous Updates

Melissa is 99% done

Why are all of the contemporary romance proposal’s so cringy?

— Jan 17, 2026 05:23PM

Melissa is 88% done

She’s so pregnant

— Jan 17, 2026 01:43PM

Melissa is 80% done

Idk how to feel about that statement

— Jan 17, 2026 06:55AM

Melissa is 67% done

Girl maybe block him? Idk you can put a boundary you know

— Jan 16, 2026 04:27PM

Melissa is 29% done

Whats with the raspberry blows???? Girl you’re 25 not 5

— Jan 16, 2026 12:07PM

Melissa is 10% done

Okay but how long his hair is?

— Jan 16, 2026 08:21AM

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