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"An hour later, there are several cartons of Chinese food and a PowerPoint cued up. The first slide says: SEXUAL EXPERIMENTATION WITH FOREIGN MONARCHS: A GRAY AREA. Alex wonders if it’s too late to swan dive off the roof."
This will always crack me up without fail
— Jan 17, 2026 02:28AM
This will always crack me up without fail
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"And I knew he was going to do whatever shady shit it took to win the presidency, and I couldn’t let a fucking predator be the most powerful man in the country if it was within my power to stop it."
— Jan 17, 2026 06:48AM
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"On purpose. I love him on purpose."
No, you're crying.
— Jan 17, 2026 06:26AM
No, you're crying.
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Alex, babe, you’re not straight. You’re just a dumbass.
— Jan 15, 2026 01:51PM
