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"There's a reason objects burn up when they fall to earth like gruesome angels — a reason other than the obvious one. Asteroids the size of armored cars narrow to mere pebbles in a matter of seconds. It's because the planet is carnivore and just wants to be fed. People want that as well. People like to eat other people."

"The Drudge agrees to obey to the best of her ability, and to devote herself entirely to the pleasures and desires of the Sponsor. The Drudge also renounces all rights to her own pleasure, comfot, or gratification except insofar as permitted by the Sponsor"

Bitch, I'm fucking scared right now😖😖😖

Mira, todo cool con que Zoe le haya ayudado a pagar la renta. Pero algo raro tenías que sentir, cuando Agnes qur para merecer tus ojos tenés que irte de vestido rojo y pintarte los labios y mandarle PRUEBASSSS. No sean como Agnes, no hagan lo que la gente dice. Fin del comunicado