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Daniela Elizabeth is 7% done

"(...) I don't know what sort of psychopats would name their child Wilhelmina(...)"

— Jan 17, 2026 08:01AM

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Daniela Elizabeth is 97% done

"It's such a shame that he never really learned. I'm glad you stepped up and taught him a lesson".

— Feb 04, 2026 05:12PM

Daniela Elizabeth is 70% done

Step five: find out you're not crazy after all

— Feb 01, 2026 05:49PM

Daniela Elizabeth is 65% done

"You'll have to start all over again."

— Feb 01, 2026 07:12AM

Daniela Elizabeth is 58% done

But not smart enough.

— Jan 31, 2026 08:20AM

Daniela Elizabeth is 57% done

I still can't shake the feeling that she's watching me.

— Jan 30, 2026 09:17PM

Daniela Elizabeth is 48% done

Mic drop.

— Jan 28, 2026 05:58AM

Daniela Elizabeth is 30% done

"(...) She's just a little temperamental, but she really does like you and appreciates your help".

— Jan 24, 2026 08:17PM

Daniela Elizabeth is 28% done

"So what are people who are both vegan and gluten-free supposed to eat?"
I don't know? Grass?

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— Jan 24, 2026 06:52AM

Daniela Elizabeth is 9% done

Pericolo.
Peri Cola
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— Jan 17, 2026 07:55PM

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