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Lemon is 32% done

— Jan 18, 2026 09:39AM

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Lemon’s Previous Updates

Lemon is 90% done

— Feb 11, 2026 08:02PM

Lemon is 84% done

— Feb 11, 2026 05:56AM

Lemon is 77% done

— Feb 08, 2026 03:39AM

Lemon is 72% done

— Feb 06, 2026 02:30PM

Lemon is 65% done

— Feb 04, 2026 02:25PM

Lemon is 56% done

Oh my god did literally no one proofread this mess? He’s using “consummated” where I’m 99% certain he means “commemorated” SEND HELP

— Feb 02, 2026 09:19AM

Lemon is 52% done

This man keeps using “segue” when he means “medley” and it’s driving me up the wall

— Jan 26, 2026 08:39PM

Lemon is 46% done

Just got to the bit where the author claims Bowie played a “Rhodes Fender” [sic] 💀

— Jan 22, 2026 04:58PM

Lemon is 42% done

— Jan 22, 2026 06:28AM

Lemon is 36% done

— Jan 19, 2026 05:11PM

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