♡ Alisa Doe ♡’s Reviews > Batman, Vol. 8: Cold Days > Status Update

YASSSSSSSSS RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!

I was starting to get tired of Bruce trauma dumping on civilians

On civilians is crazy-

my-my parents died in an alley way........ BUT then they died in an alley way- and they got mugged in an alley way and DIED and the-

sir we need to continue this case......

BUT THEY DIED IN THE ALLEYWAY WHILE BEING MUGGED IN AN ALLEYWAY

SIR WE ARE IN COURT WE NEED TO FINISH THIS CASE THE JURY NEEDS TO GO HOME SOMETIME TODAY!!!!!

BUT I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN TO THE PART WHERE THEY DIED IN AN ALLEYWAY AND THEY GOT MUGGED IN THR EXACT SAME ALLEYWAY

SIR!!!! MR. WAYNE YOU HAVE TO STOP TRAUMA DUMPING ON THE JURY AND LET THEM MAKE A DECISION IF THIS MAN IS GUILTY OR NOT!!!

PLEASE MR. WAYNE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS I NEED TO GET BACK TO!!! MY SON HAS A BASEBALL GAME TODAY I PROMISED I WAS GOING TO BE THERE I NEED TO GO!!!!

EXCUSE ME? IM JUST A MAN TRYING TO TRAUMA DUMP ABOUT HOW MY PARENTS DIED IN AN ALLEYWAY AND YOURE BEING EXTREMELY RUDE!!

YOU'RE SONS BASEBALL GAME CAN WAIT THIS IS AN IMPORTSNT MOMENT FOR ME TO TRAUMA DUMP ABOUT MY POOR MUGGED DEAD PARENTS SO HUSH UP

NOO MY MARRIGE AND FAMILY WILL FALL APARTT!!! MY WIFE ALREADY THINKS I WORK TO MUCH AND MISS TOMANY GAMES FOR MY SON AND MY FATHER SON REALATION SHIP WITH MY SON IS FALLING APART!!!!!

IK YOU NEVER GOT THAT WITH YOUR PARENTS BUT PLZ FINISH UPPP I NEED TO GOO AND IM SURE THE JURY DOES TOOO!!!

some random jury lady- YEA I AM HUNGRY!!!!

some random jury guy- IM TIREDDD!!!

some random guard-......i want a doughnut......

NOO MY MARRIGE AND FAMILY WILL FALL APARTT!!! MY WIFE ALREADY THINKS I WORK TO MUCH AND MISS TOMANY GAMES FOR MY SON AND MY FATHER SON REALATION SHIP WITH MY SON IS FALLING APART!!!!!

IK YOU NEVER GOT THAT WITH YOUR PARENTS BUT PLZ FINISH UPPP I NEED TO GOO AND IM SURE THE JURY DOES TOOO!!!

some random jury lady- YEA I AM HUNGRY!!!!

some random jury guy- IM TIREDDD!!!

some random guard-......i want a doughnut......

Wow who needs books when I can just grab my popcorn and read this comment section

ha ha ha



I REALLY NEED TO GET HOME PLZZZ!!!!!!


IMMMMM HUNGGRRYYYYYY-jury woman

IMMMMM TIRRREDDDDDD I WORK A NINE TO FIVE-jury man

SO ILL OWRKKK THE NIGHHTHTTTT SHIFTTTT (sorry song ;-;)

i want a thingyyy that copss want the food thing yeaaaaa- guard

THANKS ALOT BC OF YOUR VERY RUDE RAMBLING ABOUT YOUR OWN FAMILY TRAUMA I LOST MY PLACE ABOUT MY FAMILY TRAUMA SO NOW I HAVE TO START MY STORY OVER

..........Once upon a time there were two people known as my parents who got mugged in an alleyway and get this................ .. .................. . ........ .DIED AND IT WAS SO TRAGIC LEMME TELL YOU

NO MR. WANYE DON'T WE ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR PARENTS DEATH THEY WERE MUGGED IN AN ALLEYWAY AND DIED IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS PLEASE STOPP!!!!!

BUT IMAGINE YOUR PARENTS BEING MUGGED AND DEAD IN AN ALLEYWAY ITS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE 😭 😭

SIR YOU ARE JUST REPETING YOURSELF!!! AND YOU CAN HANDLE YOUR PARENTS DEATH!!! I NEVER HAD A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS THEY WANTED ME TO BE A DOCTOR BUT I LEFT THAT BEHIND I NEVER HAD CARING PARENTS!!!!!! THEY NEVER CARED FOR ME!!

*sniffle sniffle* its a very sensitive subject for me im going to therapy for it :(

jury lady- im hungggryyyyy!!!!!!!

jury person-........uhhhhh i need to go to the bathroom???? bad timing sorry????

jury man- ughhhh immm tirrredddd!!!

TOO BAD SO SAD. I WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED MY DAD AND NOW IM REALLY MAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS BRAD

no food for youuu Timothy

Hold in that pee Genevieve

GARRET YOU BETTER NOT FALL ASLEEP BOY

........ why are you rhyming your response....sir...... no this is a courtroom we are still in the middle of a case ;-;

Timothy- AW MAN I DIDN'T EAT BEFORE I CAME HERE THO!!!

Genevieve- :(

Garret- .......*snore* ..........