Taylor’s Reviews > The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn > Status Update

Tom: no we can’t just steal cattle, that’s burglary! We’re going to ambush people on the side of the road, kill them, and then take their stuff

The boys: okay if ur going to join our robber band you need to have alive family bc who are we supposed to kill if u spill our secrets
Huck: You can kill the widow who took me in off the streets
The boys: ok perf, you’re in!

This book is lowk hilarious, I’m gonna try and record all the funny stuff