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Zoey (matching pfps w Mals)
is on page 147 of 200
“Might you have some means by which I can navigate your land?”
Cardan… if I worked at a gas stating and some guy comes to the store and asks me THIS!? I would NOT know what he means…
— Jan 18, 2026 07:15PM
Cardan… if I worked at a gas stating and some guy comes to the store and asks me THIS!? I would NOT know what he means…
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Zoey (matching pfps w Mals)’s Previous Updates
Zoey (matching pfps w Mals)
is on page 159 of 200
He’s telling the story of him and Jude isn’t he<3
— Jan 19, 2026 01:27PM
Zoey (matching pfps w Mals)
is on page 102 of 200
That image of Cardan beating up Locke was something I didn’t know I needed
It was so satisfying to read
— Jan 18, 2026 09:05AM
It was so satisfying to read
Zoey (matching pfps w Mals)
is on page 91 of 200
Oh… I thought it was stories about how Cardan learned to hate not that he hates stories….
I hope that made sense😭
— Jan 17, 2026 08:08PM
I hope that made sense😭
Zoey (matching pfps w Mals)
is on page 46 of 200
He shouldn’t have been treated this way… that’s just cruel😭
— Jan 17, 2026 06:38PM
Zoey (matching pfps w Mals)
is on page 4 of 200
I’m so excited
I love Cardan sm and it’s his own novella!
— Jan 17, 2026 03:00PM
I love Cardan sm and it’s his own novella!
