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“I wanted to give her enough flowers to make her a proper wedding bucket.
No. Blast. ‘Bucket’ was not the proper word that Tasha had used. I grimaced and gestured at the flower as Jaya opened her eyes once more. ‘If I’d had a few more flowers, I would have made you a proper boo… booty-cake.’”
— Jan 18, 2026 09:43PM
No. Blast. ‘Bucket’ was not the proper word that Tasha had used. I grimaced and gestured at the flower as Jaya opened her eyes once more. ‘If I’d had a few more flowers, I would have made you a proper boo… booty-cake.’”
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