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neurotic.bookdragon
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Y’all I can’t 😂😂😂
~ “Oh, barnacles!” she hissed.
“No, no, no, Hammer Hand. Curse. Really curse.” Ilías puffed up his chest. “Malla’s flaming tits! Cussing arsebadgers! Sheep-rutting son of a shit beetle!”
— Jan 19, 2026 08:53AM
~ “Oh, barnacles!” she hissed.
“No, no, no, Hammer Hand. Curse. Really curse.” Ilías puffed up his chest. “Malla’s flaming tits! Cussing arsebadgers! Sheep-rutting son of a shit beetle!”
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neurotic.bookdragon
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I love how brazen Silla is becoming 👹
— Jan 20, 2026 12:46AM
neurotic.bookdragon
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🤭
~ “I could throw you over my shoulder,” growled Jonas, trudging after her. “And what would you do then?”
Much to her chagrin, her stomach heated at the thought. Silla decided ignoring him was the best course of action.
— Jan 19, 2026 10:05PM
~ “I could throw you over my shoulder,” growled Jonas, trudging after her. “And what would you do then?”
Much to her chagrin, her stomach heated at the thought. Silla decided ignoring him was the best course of action.
neurotic.bookdragon
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The tension between these two is 😮💨😮💨😮💨
~ “Oh, but being bound to a tree and having my life threatened is such a comfort.”
“Some women enjoy the rope.”
Silla’s mouth fell open. Had he just—did he truly just—she fought the itch to grab the man’s dagger and drive it through his hand.
— Jan 19, 2026 09:58AM
~ “Oh, but being bound to a tree and having my life threatened is such a comfort.”
“Some women enjoy the rope.”
Silla’s mouth fell open. Had he just—did he truly just—she fought the itch to grab the man’s dagger and drive it through his hand.
neurotic.bookdragon
is on page 122 of 500
Their expressions have me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣
~ “You’ve got bigger bollocks than a troll, girl,” chuckled Gunnar.
— Jan 19, 2026 12:08AM
~ “You’ve got bigger bollocks than a troll, girl,” chuckled Gunnar.
neurotic.bookdragon
is on page 117 of 500
Fuck fuck fuckkkkk 🫣 Silla girly you need to stop lying before you lose your actual head…
— Jan 18, 2026 09:25PM
neurotic.bookdragon
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😂😂😂
~ “What’s her name?” asked Silla.
“Horse.”
Her hand faltered, and she turned on her heel, looking up at him. “You named your horse… Horse?”
— Jan 18, 2026 07:13PM
~ “What’s her name?” asked Silla.
“Horse.”
Her hand faltered, and she turned on her heel, looking up at him. “You named your horse… Horse?”
neurotic.bookdragon
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~ It is a man’s world in which we live, Skraeda , her queen had told her, in that calming voice of hers. Let them think us lambs, when truly, we are wolves.
— Jan 18, 2026 06:06PM
~ It is a man’s world in which we live, Skraeda , her queen had told her, in that calming voice of hers. Let them think us lambs, when truly, we are wolves.
neurotic.bookdragon
is on page 70 of 500
HAHAHAHAHHAHA 🤣🤣🤣
~ “I swear by the Almighty Bear God, by Malla’s tits and Hábrók’s hairy toes, I shall not speak a word of this.”
— Jan 18, 2026 04:43PM
~ “I swear by the Almighty Bear God, by Malla’s tits and Hábrók’s hairy toes, I shall not speak a word of this.”
neurotic.bookdragon
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Just finished chapter 6 and I’m already a ball of anxietyyyyy 🥴
— Jan 18, 2026 03:56PM
neurotic.bookdragon
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Okay we’re not kidding around 😧 chapter 2 and we already got a plot twist !!!
— Jan 18, 2026 01:33PM
