Alyssa Simpkins’s Reviews > Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone > Status Update

I cannot get over the naked teleporting, the plaid blanket, asking your ex for his pants bc you had an accident in yours, and BELTING the wrong part of Summer Loving… may be the funniest book a hot minute!

“There’s grass in my ass”
“I’m a naked teleporting stalker”

Absolutely loving this!!
The writing of their story from other sides of the country is the most adorable idea

So far I am loving this!! Rikki is me… also the Disney wedding is precious, I love that Reed and Rikki matched