Status Update

Nessie Jones is 75% done

see this is why you never bully those weird kids in class. they’re always up to something!

— 13 hours, 37 min ago

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Nessie’s Previous Updates

Nessie Jones is 90% done

— 9 hours, 35 min ago

Nessie Jones is 60% done

OH…

— Jan 16, 2026 08:56AM

Nessie Jones is 50% done

ahhh the typical “what amount of money will it take for you to leave my child alone?” trope

— Jan 15, 2026 08:57AM

Nessie Jones is 30% done

“I kill them because they’re beautiful, and it’s the only way I can keep them.” oh…

— Jan 15, 2026 07:38AM

Nessie Jones is 30% done

oh…this is gonna end so badly…

— Jan 13, 2026 11:20AM

Nessie Jones is 14% done

NOW THAT IS HOW YOU WRITE A PROLOGUE!!!

— Jan 11, 2026 10:56AM

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