Sophie Maples’s Reviews > Spark of the Everflame > Status Update

Hey…Henry’s weird…it’s giving incel

HEY I THINK THE NARRATOR NEEDS TO WORK ON THE WAY SHE SAYS KNICKERS

It’s really difficult to watch (or read, I suppose) someone try to be Celaena Sardothien. Sweetie you’ll never measure up 💖

These are usually famous last words, but we’re cunting almost immediately

“Mortals could only bear brown eyes” well glad to know my presence in the fictional universe would be inconsequential

Ah yes, ye olde mugging